You will never hear a man say:
"We're out of the premiership league. That's a shame, but there are more important things in life."
You will never hear a man say:
"Why don't we have a salad for dinner?"
You will never (and SHOULD never) hear a man (or anyone) say:
"I'm stuffed!"
(After one plate at a buffet).
You will never hear a black woman say:
"A little salt, some pepper. Right, that's the chicken seasoned."
You will never hear a woman say:
"This bag and these shoes don't match. Oh Well."
You will never hear ANYONE say (outloud):
"Do it yourself!" To anything that a parent asks. And if you do... boy, you're brave. Stupid, but brave.
AND as much as the men can fantasise, you will never hear a woman say:
"No baby, that's cool. Finish the pro evo tournament, I'll see you tomorrow instead."
3 comments:
You just had to mention Pro Evo didnt you . . .
. . .Some people think that Pro Evo is a matter of life and death...I can assure you, it is so much more than that.
Ak-Man (Best to grace the control pad)
Some people should get a life! I can say that proudly, knowing that I was not at the female equvilent of literal life and death - the opening of Primark, oxford Street. (see You will never hear a woman say, 'I'm bored of shopping.'
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